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Somebody sell me an old laptop? A not-laptop would be acceptable too.

I mean old. I have a good laptop. I need an old laptop. I'm thinking a 486 (edit: or a very early Pentium) and 16MB of RAM. A 386 might be okay, too. A 286 wouldn't quite cut it. The most important thing, though, is that it has to have an OPL3 FM synthesis chip or a good OPL3 clone in it. This is going to be my bass laptop. I will play laptop bass on it. If you do not know if your old junk computer has an OPL3 in it, I will help you check.

I would also be interested in an old Sound Blaster 16 or something.

I will pay money for these things, because I am retarded.