i'm an alien

[tgies]

Hee hee

Lucy was over here before and we were ChIlLaXiN'

and she looks over at me and kind of screams a little

and I am like "what"

and she is like "YOUR EYES"

and I am like "shit what" because I figure you know they must be bleeding.

"THEY'RE GREEN"

"yeah they're normally kind of gree-- oh wait are they different? that happens sometimes"

I go look in the mirror and they are basically like Anime Green, like greener than I've ever seen them

my eyes change color. what's your superpower.