i was half-asleep so i wrote something which may prove useful in highly suspect emergencies

def totsusan( words = "LOOPY BROAD", guy = "凸(･`Д･´o)" )
  words.upcase!
  words = words.tr('A-Z0-9\'', 'Ａ-Ｚ０-９’')
  wordarray = words.split(' ')
  guy = guy.toutf8
  # chunk is some generic helper crap to split an array into n pieces with as equal a number of elements as possible
  # figure it out
  left, right = *wordarray.chunk(2)
  # note that fullwidth spaces are used here
  totsusanstring = left.join('　') + "━━━" + guy + "━━━" + right.join('　')
  return totsusanstring
end

I would like to take this time to point out that Ruby is kind of weird

THIS CODE IS HEREBY RELEASED UNDER THE CREATIVE COMMONS NONCOMMERCIAL SHno