i think i might have a problem with cereal

[tgies]

It was somewhere around halfway through the second box of Life that tgies realized that he had a problem with cereal. I have a problem with cereal, he said. All the Chocolate Granule Puffs, the Frosted Shredded Wheat Briquettes, the Bran Twigs, the Cat-Food Shaped Crunch Nodules with Marshmallowesque Dehydrated Sugar Apparitions -- they all seemed to be weighing down on him, though they were long since gone.

Comments

[korgmeister.livejournal.com]

I've always been more of a fan of the simple stuff. Corn Flakes, Rice Bubbles and Vita Brits.

[secretcow.livejournal.com]

did you finish the box of life

[tgies.livejournal.com]

yeah that's what I ate basically Plural boxes of

i like those fucking bran twigs also grape nuts why does nobody like those

[korgmeister.livejournal.com]

I hear you on that. I go down the cereal isle at the supermarket and it's like 75% is HOLY SHIT, SUGAR UP YOUR ASS, BITCHES! Most of the remaining 25% is old fogey Poopenfibre cereal.

Although for a while I was eating this pretty delicious oat and fruit cereal from South Africa. It was good, although I suspected for a while it was causing me some problems.