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[tgies]

Introducing: The Internet

• Become rapidly insane with the aid of a household appliance
• Connect with millions of people from around the world and grow socially detached and dysfunctional with them
• Find out about the latest wrong and disgusting ideas within minutes of someone having them
• Also, porn

Comments

[nathew.livejournal.com]

INNERNETTE!

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Well, it's responsible for more or less everything I am today.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

well that's the computer science internet not the normal people internet

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

I don't even mean the computer science Internet, mostly.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

well, the normal people internet lately is a bunch of misanthropist misogynist racist sociopathic dipshits, so you're ahead of the game

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

s/normal people internet/world/
s/lately is/always has been/

HTH
HAND

[tgies.livejournal.com]

well I mean like especially on the internet because the internet is free of such risks of being an idiot as: getting punched in your damn fool mouth

getting punched in your damn fool mouth is the force that holds civilization together

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Only among men, though. I can assure you that when I was perceived as a woman and had almost entirely female friends, I said a shitload of idiot things but they (charitably) never punched me in the mouth.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

man, I could make all kinds of a horrible unfunny joke about That's Why Womens R Dumber right now

but I'm not

because if I made it in real life I'd get punched in the mouth

other people do not apply this rule

[tgies.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, I'm not about to say that the internet is bad for you, but there's something to be said for the idea that it kind of draws in the dysfunctional people who were rejected by polite society. Then they kind of bounce off each other and get worse and worse in this sort of annealing furnace of horrible.

[poliphilus.livejournal.com]

Become rapidly insane with the aid of millions of socially detached, dysfunctional people around the world who will make sure you know about the latest wrong and disgusting porn!

[bofh1459.livejournal.com]

Sounds an awful lot like 7chan.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

that would be part of the internet yeah

[procrastinating.livejournal.com]

You mean two girls, one cup?

[autofellatio2.livejournal.com]

It's like shock sites are new again.

[secretcow.livejournal.com]

does this mean you don't want to hear about my latest idea

[tgies.livejournal.com]

lmao