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[tgies]

[Poll #1228761]

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[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

This post is useless without videos.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

That can perhaps be arranged.

[lookpal.livejournal.com]

I can't do that my name is already Monique and I can take off a bra without otherwise disrobing I'm not ever going to learn how to do that

[omgfifikins.livejournal.com]

Baby I will teach you.

[lookpal.livejournal.com]

ok :3

[omgfifikins.livejournal.com]

Gotta be in person
OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO CANADA NEXT WEEK, COME WITH ME.

[lookpal.livejournal.com]

oh god eat at Tim Hortons for me ;_____;

[tgies.livejournal.com]

that's just gross to picture

[total-death.livejournal.com]

Can you untie and remove your shoes while driving on the highway?

with your tongue?

Can you remove pants with your eyelashes?

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

well I can. such beautiful acts they are. furthermore, I ended world hunger with my toe nail and shot down kamikaze pilots at Pearl Harbor with my tongue. you can't even shake a stick at that, boy. know why? 'cause the army just ain't the same these days. I'm so proud to be American, I make eagles cry.

[total-death.livejournal.com]

Yeah well. I can make.. underwater animals cry.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

i'm alerting peta

[omgwtftoph.livejournal.com]

Yes