winning prizes for doing things your parents always asked you not to do

[tgies]

Oh yeah, I won some beatboxing contest a week or so ago :???: Got a bunch of gift certificates and stuff. OKOKOK

Nashville next weekend. I was hoping to do Portland, but Things. things >:(

Also Monopoly is playing the Amphitheatre and my job sucks ok bye

Tomorrow on tgies: how to wind up spending fifty bucks on pizza for two (it involves italian restaurants with long names as well as not paying attention to which two bills you randomly pull out of your pocket when you leave a tip (actually i just told the whole story so i got nothin for tomorrow (whoops (i'll make another here's-a-bunch-of-songs-i-like post instead))))

Comments

[underthethrow.livejournal.com]

AHH U JERK WEN R U COMING 2 VISIT U JERK HOLE

[tgies.livejournal.com]

THE SPIRIT IS WILLING BUT THE FLESH HAS A REALLY MESSED-UP SCHEDULE

i expect to be in that neck of the woods soon though so you should definitely buy a super soaker in preparation

and by "buy a super soaker"

i mean





"purchase a water gun"

[underthethrow.livejournal.com]

I will buy a squirt bottle in the shape of a seashell will that suffice

[tgies.livejournal.com]

yes it will suffice... if you want to have some kind of GIRLY WAR

which is what I had in mind too so zoop i'll bring the ponies

[underthethrow.livejournal.com]

dude i already have like 12

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Portland will be lying in wait for your ministrations

[tgies.livejournal.com]

i don't like portland like that

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

That's funny... everyone else seems to. That's why they had to repaint the Hawthorne Bridge.

[minionx133.livejournal.com]

why is it you always seem so stressed about things

[tgies.livejournal.com]

Huh? How do I give that impression — especially in this post, which is, on the balance, flippant and silly?

[tgies.livejournal.com]

ok well i did say my job sucks but come on, so does everyone

[minionx133.livejournal.com]

i guess it's just the tone which i read what you write sometimes :\