Yo somebody draw this for me. thanks in advance.

[tgies]

(0118.32) tgies: man if the irs ever does audit me though i'm gonna be like
(0118.50) tgies: they'll be like "tgies report ur assets send us your records of all ur assets."
[...]
(0120.32) tgies: then i draw a picture of myself
(0120.35) tgies: with a ton of muscles
(0120.43) tgies: standing on top of a cop car and bazookaing a health food store
(0120.58) tgies: and send that to the irs

I also need a pet bat sitting on my shoulder and there should be a caption to the effect of "TGIES FIT TO WRECK YA" or "THE FOR-REAL DEAL"

Comments

[tgies.livejournal.com]

optionally i can have a belt buckle which is actually a Roland TR-606

[total-death.livejournal.com]

TGIES HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP

and spools of chuckie cheese tickets rollin' out around the cop car.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

whoa damn yes exactly. you're good at this.

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

ALOLOLAOL win

also the chuck e. cheese animatronic band is in the background

[total-death.livejournal.com]

playin' rockin robin

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[999kcelfe.livejournal.com]

Hey... wanna take a guess at my most recent lyrics game?
You SHOULD be able to guess some of them, especially
since I KNOW you are familiar with the particular groups
that people haven't guessed on yet.

http://999kcelfe.livejournal.com/39158.html

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

sssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....







I'm thinkin' about drawing that

[secretcow.livejournal.com]

I can't draw for shit but I think I may outsource this to a talented chinaman