Writer's Block: Ramadan anyone?

[tgies]

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I'M AN EDGY "DEAL WITH IT" ATHEIST, SO, ON THE THEORY THAT BEING A CAUSTIC LOUDMOUTH DOCTRINAIRE WILL GET ME THE ATTENTION THAT'S MISSING FROM MY LIFE, I CELEBRATE RAMADAN BY POSTING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME EATING A LOT OF PORK. SO BASICALLY JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MONTH.

I WOULD TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON WHY ISLAM IS AN INVALID LIFESTYLE, BUT I OF COURSE AM AN IGNORANT SHUT-IN WITH NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY ABOUT THE SUBJECT — I AM SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING NOTHING — SO JUST TREAT THIS PARAGRAPH AS A BLANK TO FILL IN WITH THE RIGIDLY INTOLERANT VENOM-FILLED VITRIOL OF YOUR CHOICE. REMEMBER: HATE SPEECH IS OKAY WHEN IT'S ABOUT THOSE GOSH DARN RELIGIOUS SHEEPLE.

ONE DAY I HOPE MY IMPOTENT RAGE AND MINDLESS MISQUOTING OF STALE TALKING POINTS WILL RID THE WORLD OF THE MENACE OF FAITH ONCE AND FOR ALL. FOR NOW, THOUGH, TUNE IN AROUND CHRISTMAS FOR MORE SANCTIMONIOUS BLEATING

Comments

[tgies.livejournal.com]

check out this idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAJM8KJIEJQ

(this is the beernod.gif guy)

[korgmeister.livejournal.com]

Aww, what's wrong with Baha'i? =P

Although thanks for mentioning it, I'd forgotten what it was called and have had reason to mention it a few times the past few months.

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha OHHHH GOD


pun intended

wait was that even a pun

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

no it wasn't

shut up you

[tomf006.livejournal.com]

"REMEMBER: HATE SPEECH IS OKAY WHEN IT'S ABOUT THOSE GOSH DARN RELIGIOUS SHEEPLE."

Only bit I kind of disagree with, but then most of these people who think they're Richard Dawkins lack his actual brain and just lapse into hate speech anyway. I don't think saying "I dislike a system removed from logic" is the same as "i dislike black people" though.

[r-transpose-p.livejournal.com]

Hey, thats me, except in ALL CAPS!

[tgies.livejournal.com]

no i'm talking about how they immediately lapse into hate speech yeah.

[tgies.livejournal.com]

you're not anime enough sorry

[tomf006.livejournal.com]

Okay, just had to check you weren't one of those "atheism is just as much of a faith position" people in case I felt the urge to grab you by both ears and drive your face into my knee or something.