Writer's Block: Ramadan anyone?

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I'M AN EDGY "DEAL WITH IT" ATHEIST, SO, ON THE THEORY THAT BEING A CAUSTIC LOUDMOUTH DOCTRINAIRE WILL GET ME THE ATTENTION THAT'S MISSING FROM MY LIFE, I CELEBRATE RAMADAN BY POSTING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME EATING A LOT OF PORK. SO BASICALLY JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MONTH.

I WOULD TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS ON WHY ISLAM IS AN INVALID LIFESTYLE, BUT I OF COURSE AM AN IGNORANT SHUT-IN WITH NOTHING ORIGINAL TO SAY ABOUT THE SUBJECT — I AM SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING NOTHING — SO JUST TREAT THIS PARAGRAPH AS A BLANK TO FILL IN WITH THE RIGIDLY INTOLERANT VENOM-FILLED VITRIOL OF YOUR CHOICE. REMEMBER: HATE SPEECH IS OKAY WHEN IT'S ABOUT THOSE GOSH DARN RELIGIOUS SHEEPLE.

ONE DAY I HOPE MY IMPOTENT RAGE AND MINDLESS MISQUOTING OF STALE TALKING POINTS WILL RID THE WORLD OF THE MENACE OF FAITH ONCE AND FOR ALL. FOR NOW, THOUGH, TUNE IN AROUND CHRISTMAS FOR MORE SANCTIMONIOUS BLEATING

Something must be returned to us

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