Chhurch sl6ts: a story in emails

[tgies]

Over the past few years, I have sent a series of emails about "church sluts" or something like the same to various people I know. These emails are recognizable by their spoofed sender addresses (I sometimes used impossibly-structured ones that I figured out lenient mail servers would let me get away with) and content reminiscent of some kind of particularly cracked-out spam.

Here are a few of the ones I've saved.

MAIL FROM:"Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
RCPT TO:Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
From: "Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
Subject: Chhurch sluts
	
See it all here www.churchsluts.com



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MAIL FROM:"Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
RCPT TO:Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
From: "Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
To: Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
Subject: Chhurch s1uts 2: Chhurtch slluts go to the store for a while

Hey charles Are you prepared for The Biggest and best Church Slts.Over
51%of people say "Yes I am enjoying" these exclusive Church Trollops
direct To you. Churcchs luts Are Having a time and don't care Who Know
It. See it all www.churchsluts.com



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MAIL FROM:"Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
RCPT TO: Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
From: "Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
To: Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
Subject: Csurch Slu7s never tired

IN this Dogeat Dog world Churrch Slutts struggle to make thier way. A 
Plucky demeanour and exceptionable fortitudes will help Churchh S1uts
paythe rent and make another day count Churchslu6ts remain Sassy & 
Crisp even in darkest uncertane Time.Maybe somelittle Suprisings "COME
to You at the end of thelong day? See it all www.churchslutscom
charles,

MAIL FROM:"Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
RCPT TO: Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
Subject: CAT got your TONGUE...? CHURCH SLUTS

Hey charles
Church Slcts only EXCLUSIVE available in this EXCLUSIVE hovel. Making 
 SEX-&-LOVE in OurChurch sluts paysite. Best experience... CHURCH
Slu6ts never to roam the 7 Seas again, ONL Ywww.churchsluts.com

MAIL FROM:"Sardine G. Euphemism" <gggyyyyy@piriform.yu>
RCPT TO: Charless <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
Subject: SCHURCH Sluts expected upon the morn
[I must have lost the body text to this, or there never was any -ed.]

MAIL FROM:"HAT MAYON" <h6iubl@rmail.ug>
RCPT TO: "ARTHUR GRANDSON" <redacted@redac.ted>
DATA
From: "HAT MAYON" <h6iubl@rmail.ug>
To: "ARTHUR GRANDSON" <aaaaaaa>
Subject: SOME LITTLE D8CK LIKE THAT?......IT'S A NO WONDER

A woman has a simple expection - Your h2rd c3ock.
Unforggettable consequences can be yours.
If I didn't tell the truth, I'd be lying...

So, yeah, if you've gotten one of these, and you didn't already know it was me, it was me. I'm sorry and you're welcome.

Comments

[underthethrow.livejournal.com]

i never got one

4$$#0L3

[nathew.livejournal.com]

did i ever get one of these? this looks strangely familiar.

[anti-esque.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha |hil| LOVE YOU MAN WISH YOU THE BEST!!!!!

but, really, I hope I got one of these *investigates yahoo mail*

Church sluts are my favorite kind of slut

[total-death.livejournal.com]

"yes I am enjoying"

[tgies.livejournal.com]

my records indicate no but it seems like people have forwarded them around

[tgies.livejournal.com]

looks like you didn't but consider yourself added to the list

[tgies.livejournal.com]

CHURCH Slu6ts never to roam the 7 Seas again,

[flamingspinach.livejournal.com]

i started reading this and thought of sailor spoon