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"PERHAPS EVEN MORE VALID" KID IS BACK and this time boy howdy am I in trouble for not liking Japanese cartoons! (S)he even swears up a cuss or two!

tgies.

You remember me? I wrote to you sevral weeks ago about anime. From the little I can see from your livejournal since you made it an elitist private livejournal your attitude still hasn't changed.

I'm going to be real with you. Anime/manga haters andPeople like you make me fuckin sick. Not only are you racist but also you're anti-art, against the liberation of Asia, and you don't even aknowledge the validity of other cultures. It's sickening that you can even claim to care about Japan when you very obviously don't want to honor Japan in anyway.

Stop posting in the Japanese comm if you're going to have such a destructive attitude. I don't believe you even know the 日本誤 language anyway if you can't even understand the culture. Feels bad being discovered for what you are, doesn't it?

Now be a good boy and fuck off. Youll do it if you really want what's best for the study of Japan and Japanese culture.

Let's just think about this a bit uh

  • My "attitude" about Japanese cartoons is subject to regular assessments by a mysterious person who knows how to use anonymous remailers. Latest test results: UNSATISFACTORY.
  • By not being a fan of cartoons or comic books, I am perpetuating racism and hindering the "liberation of Asia". Also, Japan's entire culture consists of cartoons now, and by not following them religiously I am writing off a whole nation.
  • I am no longer allowed to post in [livejournal.com profile] japanese, because when people from there accost me on AIM or whatever about joining their fansubbing group, I say "nah, I'm not really into that".
  • Dropping Japanese phrases for bonus credibility points! Except that "日本誤" is supposed to read "日本語" (note the not-particularly-subtle difference in radicals on the right half of the last character). Both are read "nihongo", so that sort of partly explains how this person managed to mistype it using an IME or something. Sorta. It's not easy to get that wrong, really -- you'd have to convert the last character separately from the other two and ignore the suggested choice. Anyway, the point is that "日本語" would mean "Japanese language", while "誤" means "mistake". Perfect.
  • I am clearly only pretending to know Japanese, because how the hell do you learn a language without becoming dangerously obsessed with cartoons made in that language? I should feel bad, because I have just been Outed.
  • I have to quit LiveJournal or the Internet or Japan or something because my unique don't-watch-a-lot-of-cartoons approach to cultural studies is fucking with everyone's chi and hindering serious work in the field of arguing about which is the best monster in Naruto or something

Aaaaaanyway. I now recognize that I have been abusing the privilege of understanding Japanese by not using it to watch a bunch of cheesy cartoons and I intend to correct this immediately

By watching Pokemon

Fuuuuuuuuck youuuu

I really don't like to harp on about this because Vod knows there are enough people on the Internet harping on about Japan but I guess I just don't see why my "It is probably a good idea to broaden one's horizons to include things which aren't cartoons" pragma is so horribly offensive

Well, that and I find all this painfully hilarious

Date: 2007-12-08 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
tgies is fuckin up the middle east and all the rest of asia by not keeping up with lyrical sailor musume or whatever

Date: 2007-12-08 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lookpal.livejournal.com
um so like
they made sure your elitist private livejournal still didn't have any Haruhi icons and/or One Piece colorbars
and then it was flame tiem yes
good work

Date: 2007-12-08 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
I seriously would not be surprised if that is how this person is operating

That is how these nutcases seem to think

I guess it IS kind of unnatural to not have some kind of anime thing in your LJ interests :f?

Date: 2007-12-08 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
ps i totally have anime icons

Date: 2007-12-08 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
meowth that's right

Date: 2007-12-08 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lookpal.livejournal.com
yeah see I was thinking about that this person must be really picky and have actual otaku requirements for you because your icons suggest "Casual Fan"
that or
everything is about One Piece colorbars
but geez is it interests? I didn't know people really got judged by interests :O
maybe this person isn't even LOOKING cuz I bet you could add stuff and still receive anger
it would be funny if you put dragonball gt or something lol

Date: 2007-12-09 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
I'm thinking this is someone whom I pissed off by declining to join their fansubbing group

I get a lot of requests to do that and I always just say "no thanks I'm not really into that"

frequently, though, they would press the matter, not being able to understand why any sane person would pass up the chance to translate cartoons for free for a bunch of ingrates, and that's when I break out the I Have Better Things To Do

and that shit's insulting because what possible thing could I want to do that's more important than anime shows? nothing, that's what
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Date: 2007-12-09 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
Man I don't even have to do the whole Trollin' Anime Ppl thing to get these guys to blow up at me

I poke fun at like Sabator and Moogy and other people I actually know about the fact that they watch anime EVERY DAY FOREVER but all members of the general public see of it is me explaining that I don't want to talk about chinese cartoons every 14 seconds and sometimes satirizing idiots by saying "kawaii" a lot

I did once suggest in [livejournal.com profile] japanese that one can't learn proper Japanese by watching anime, though. That pissed a couple people off.

also this other time someone made a post about pocky and i was like this isn't a pocky discussion community oh my god and then there was an anime morons vs. not anime morons flamewar until the maintainers showed up and confirmed that indeed nobody cares that you think pocky is so sugoi

Date: 2007-12-09 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korgmeister.livejournal.com
I remember a guy in my class who was mad fluent in Japanese due to spending a year in homestay with a Noh master who absolutely refused to ever speak English or acknowledge the guy when he did.

He said that reading Manga was a good shortcut to learning colloquialisms but it meant that you talked like someone out of a comic book. Great if you're willing to amuse the hell out of people around you by acting in a camp and theatrical fashion, but don't ever expect to be taken seriously.

Trouble is, these guys want to talk like fucking cartoon characters and be taken seriously.
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Date: 2007-12-09 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korgmeister.livejournal.com
True dat. But as our teacher said in the first lesson of one of our cultural subjects - stereotypes form for a reason.
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Date: 2007-12-09 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
Yeah I'm wondering what would happen if someone tried to learn English by watching a lot of Seinfeld or something

That would be pretty bad, but seriously the level of bad wouldn't even compare

First off, 99.5% of anime is for kids. Sorry. Nobody with a job/above the age of 12 has the time to even watch all that shit.

Secondly, Anime Japanese is intentionally really retarded. Nobody is polite; everybody sounds really "cutesy"; everybody's speech is really affected to try and hammer home which character archetype they are; everybody uses slang which doesn't really exist; the list goes on. Talk like Sailor Moon or whoever the hell and you wind up sounding more retarded than if you picked up English from Foghorn Leghorn.

Also the problem is really not so much Pocky as it is why the hell do you have to obsess over a fucking candy anyway. Why do you put "I go crazy whenever Pocky is in the room!!!" in your LiveJournal bio. Oh my god you're a 22-year-old man. What the fuuuuuuuuuuu

"japan has other candy" more like "life has other, like, stuff"
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Date: 2007-12-08 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omgwtftoph.livejournal.com
dooo do do do do do do do do do do do do DU NU NU. I wanna beee the very best that no one ever was BSH BSH BSHBSH To catch them etc etc

Date: 2007-12-08 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
yeah see that song is awesome

really, screw the original version of Pokemon; the localized one was about a million times better

Date: 2007-12-08 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korgmeister.livejournal.com
You know, if I came into that community, with my rabid Japan Hate (most of which is admittedly hyperbole I like to engage in to shock people) their heads would fucking explode.

Well that and the LJ-Abuse team would probably kick me out lickety fucking split.

Although to be honest my attitude towards Japan (especially the damn cartoons) is along the lines of "We have almost nothing to do with each other and regard this state of affairs as profoundly satisfactory".

Date: 2007-12-09 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
Yeah I admit I sometimes ramp up my indifference towards cartoons into some kind of big deal just because it agitates people who don't have anything else in their lives

because then I get funny shit like this

Date: 2007-12-09 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korgmeister.livejournal.com
It's funny, yet also disturbing that someone's brain could be that broken and yet still able to operate a computer or otherwise go through their daily life without getting killed.

Date: 2007-12-08 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underthethrow.livejournal.com
Ahaha this is painfully hilarious

you are keeping all of asia locked in chains by not watching Dragonball z
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Date: 2007-12-08 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secretcow.livejournal.com
I knew your entertainment preferences would expose your true self one day, you FUCKING RACIST
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Date: 2007-12-09 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
Yeah it would

The best way to avoid things like this is to not sashihasamu japanese words into one's sentences whenever one feels it is tadashii to do so

Date: 2007-12-09 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
i didn't write in any panty shots (though one of the other writers did lol) so that doesn't count

Date: 2007-12-10 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omgwtftoph.livejournal.com
http://community.livejournal.com/japanese/1508958.html was the first entry I read when I decided to read that community. I honestly have no idea how you tolerate that sort of thing.

Date: 2007-12-10 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
that's not even that bad at all

we get SO THE OTHER DAY I BOUGHT POCKY THE END all the time

Date: 2007-12-10 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
i get the idea you're being sarcastic though
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Date: 2007-12-18 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
i learned all about japan by watching anime thank you very much
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Date: 2007-12-18 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
sarcasm detector off today eh
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
no I'm black do you have a problem w/ that
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
No, I am Canadian, we don't do the American racism thing.

hooooooly shit

you do realize that this is basically the same thing as saying "No, I am white, we don't do the black car-jacking thing"

you are a laugh and a half

Btw, I added you, but no more asshole fuckery!

okay grandmama i promise to be good
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
in fact I think that's the QUOTE OF THE DAY you are a winner

(spoilers: actually a loser)

Date: 2007-12-18 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhskulk.livejournal.com
stop embarrassing our country :(
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Date: 2007-12-19 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
why do you think there is a "dispute" here

you are making a giant deal out of nothing

keep it up though it's pretty fucking adorable
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
seriously I'd expect you to have picked up on that had you read the post you're commenting on

I think you are horribly misreacting to a couple people pointing out that "Hey, that's kind of an odd thing to say" and should maybe step back and learn the difference between a FIGHT FOR INTERNET HONOR and people trying to give you a tip

Date: 2009-08-23 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kilgamesh.livejournal.com
fake dont cheat

Date: 2009-08-24 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgies.livejournal.com
100% fucking real, he later materialized on my lj and started posting comments

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